For all Tim's Homies

As a favor to my buddy Tim
I'm writing some lim'ricks for him
They're about his blog fans
At least those are the plans
But right now it's still looking grim

I told him I'd do it for ten
Writing 'bout women or men
But hes only got five
And half doesn't jive
So I guess I'll delay them again

Soon all ten will be ready
And the flowing of rhymes will be steady
If they'd only reply
To his posts then I'd try
To get this shit started already