Zombies

Zombies like to eat brains
So it’s best to keep them in chains
Otherwise they might bite
And you’ll bleed through the night
Which will leave lots of horrible stains

Story

I was telling a scary ghost story
It was spooky and bloody and gory
It scared all my friends
Now they wear Depends
As frightener I received all the glory

Costumes

Halloween can be scary
Unless you’re dressed like a canary
A bird that goes “tweet”
With big yellow feet
Isn’t too frightful, not very

Witches

Some witches cackle and squeal
It’s really a horrible deal
They mix up their potion
And with their wand motion
I sure hope that witches aren’t real

Jack-O-Lantern

Carving a pumpkin is fun
But beware once you have begun
The guts and the slime
And the seeds all the time
Make a big mess when you’re done