Camels

Camels have one hump or possibly two
But that is something you likely knew
The extra's to store
Just a little bit more
In case one gets sick with the flu

Sometimes camels can catch the flu?
I don't really know if that's true
Now I do yearn
About this to learn
I guess I'll just head to the zoo

Someone will tell me all about it
Diseases that camels no doubt get
But what if it's gross
When I get too damn close
If it's nasty you know that I'll shout it

Ouch

I cut my poor face with a razor
They advertise it like a lazer
But the blade was too dull
I'm such a numb skull
I've got blood all over my blazer

Corporations v. Spotted Dog Challenge

Buiness Associations
Are nothing like cutey dalmations
Uh oh this rhyme
Is taking much time
I think i've got complications

And yet I think I can save it
A rhyme about both, I do crave it
I could use the word "spot"
So I'll give it a shot
Do I dare take this idea and brave it?

Dalmations are dogs who have spots
BA is a class you like lots
They are not related
Making my job hated
Trying to connect the dots