Bad Breath

Dragons snort smoke and breath fire
And I think that that's kind of dire
Why here's a hint
Try out a mint
Fresh breath they should just acquire

Unicorns

Unicorns are no longer around
Perhaps once they were abound
Even protozoa
Were nicer to Noah
I guess the poor bastards drowned

Cookin'

I went to the store today
From my place it's a short way
Grabbed me some potatoes
Cauliflower, tomatoes
Veggies are good I must say

Ah, the Music

Making music can certainly strain
In the end though it's worth all the pain
To hear your creation
Is an awesome sensation
Thanks to DJ MonkeyBrain