Happy New Year

The year of two thousand and five
Will no longer be able to thrive
Two thousand and six
Is bringing its tricks
For the new year is soon to arrive

Red Suit a' Flyin'

Santa Claus knows how to fly
In a sleigh way up in the sky
With nine pulling reindeer
The fat man shows no fear
Man I’d love to give that a try

Favortism

Christmas time is the best
Better than all of the rest
Of the holiday seasons
For a very good reason
With lots of cool presents I’m blessed

Holiday Food

Pumpkin Pie really tastes nice
It has such a holiday spice
It’s best with egg nog
And I’m being a hog
But I think I’ll have another slice

December

This month I really must study
So I have to say “fuck you buddy”
I don’t have the time
To come up with more rhyme
So back off before I make you bloody